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Une session Skype à vous astiquer le manche avec Bob Balch, ça vous tente ? Rangez donc votre sexe, le guitariste de Fu Manchu propose des cours de guitare sous cette forme. A première vue ça a l’air gratuit. Un petit mail à cette adresse pour voir s’il reste des créneaux de libres.

1er message
« Our legal team and the FBI have been on the case and we have found a few, shall we say, ‘adventurous’ young people, who feel they are above the law.
And, as stated in my recent speech, we will sue their pants off. First they will be punished. Second, they might find their little butts in jail, right next to someone who’s been there for years and is looking for a new girlfriend.
We will soon be printing their names and pictures. We will find you. You cannot hide.

Le politiquement correct
« We’ve been told by government people to take down our previous post, so they can do what they do best: find out who you are and where you are. Stay tuned. »

Et la réponse des bureaucrates
« If they could find us we wouldn’t be able to get away with it so often. Mr Simmons is wrong – and you can tell by the way he talks about the internet in his recent speech that he doesn’t really know how any of it works.
Mr Simmons also appears to believe that all filesharing is illegal, which is also wrong. We’re not surprised he’s resorted to bullying threats, but it won’t work. Mr Simmons represents an old world view – many more important people than him have tried and failed to silence the voice of the people. »

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